Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Complain About My Dogs:
- They live here; you don't.
- If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
- I like my pet(s) better than I like most people.
- To you it's an animal. To me, it's an adopted child who is short,hairy, walks on all fours and is speech-challenged.
- Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, are easier to train,usually come when called, don't ask for money, never drive your car, don'thang out with losers, don't drink or smoke, and don't worry about the latest fashions.
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